Saturday, March 17, 2012

Cashless Society

One for the former members of ABBA in Sweden is promoting a "world without cash" which makes sense to some degree since we all use credit and debit cards and buy stuff all the time online and it's hard to stuff dollar bills through the phone line.  We could save cotton fields and grow daffodils in their place.  No need to mine raw materials for coins plus converting currencies would be simplified.  On many fronts, it could be a win win.  Call 'em "currency cards" and make them work worldwide.  No more muggings, no more theft - well, except for rampant cyber crime that will be going way up with currency cards and digital cash.  But at least, you might not get hit over the head for cash.  You might insult some guy's wife in a bar - well, that probably doesn't matter anymore either.  Liberal progressive woman pride themselves in being able to beat up a cad single-handedly while their guy cowers in the corner.  They want to "throw down" with the rest of the guys and be respected for their equality.  

"Get your hands off that door knob! You try to open a door for me again and I will step on your neck, hit you with pepper spray and call Nancy Pelosi for a new, goofy federal law!  You GOT THAT?!  Damn staight, you got that!  I'm a modern woman and I like tatts!  Now, get outta my way."

But the question the Curmudgeon poses is what the liberals will all say about all that?  To get a currency card, illegal aliens, Democrats, liberals, and progressive liberals, the sick, the weak, the poor, and the elderly would all need to give up some form of ID to prove that they are who they say they are.  Ironically, the Curmudgeon believes that if currency cards came to be there would be wide ranging acceptance by liberals everywhere even if you needed to be identified and tracked by your government.  Less polar bears would die, bonobo monkeys populations would increase and bunny rabbits everywhere would prosper.  It would feel SO good!

The Curmudgeon suspects that liberals would think nothing of having currency cards with photo ID's and yet we can't even begin to manage to get ID's for something like "voting".  An ID produced for voting is like a poll tax the liberals all tell us.  It keeps legitimate citizens from voting by scaring them somehow.  They can't get ID's due to extreme hardship posed on them, we're told.  So, if you can't get an ID because it's such an extreme hardship, would you still be able to get a currency ID if we switched over and began saving Earth?    Or, would you let Gemma sit home in her rocker and not shop for any more food?   (It's only a matter of days now.  She's a tough old bird.)  So, would a currency ID keep people from shopping?  Would the ACLU fight it tooth and nail?  

From a practical standpoint, if the system was not covered in governmental bloat; like, say, a currency card czar with 1000 highly paid assistants and their own mega department - it could cost less.  Based on everything we've been watching the liberals in charge do, "cheaper & more efficient" does not fit into their vocabulary.  Heck, even our so-called Republicans would make a huge mess, so we know that Bjorn Ulvaeus is a massive pipe dreamer with a lot of money and creativity and hope.  That being said, this notion would probably catch on in a huge way with progressives everywhere for all the warm-fuzzy potential it has to offer.   And in this case, getting your ID would be totally acceptable to the liberals.

Oh the irony...


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Friday, March 16, 2012

NO Kidding? They Don't Say!

It was only last week when some economics wiz came out and said that the US would learn to weather $4  per gallon gas.

Now, a new article is out that says:


Higher gas prices threaten economy if they persist


The Curmudgeon is shocked.  Do they mean to say that if people have to put whatever remaining disposable income they might have into their gas tanks, they won't have money to spend on all the extra little things that make the world go 'round?  Now, who would have ever thought of that?  

Man, that MUST be why the experts get paid the big bucks.  If things that you absolutely must have cost more, you can't afford to buy the other stuff.  The economy plummets again.  The Curmudgeon did not know that.   

Hey, here's an idea.  Maybe we should raise everybody's taxes.  That should get the US out of a slump.  We can tax our way out of trouble and pay MUCH more for gas, heating oil, propane, and electricity, to boot..  

But wait! Electricity costs are going to go down because of all those propellers and solar panels from Solyndra.  There's also the Chevy Volt.  The reduction in gasoline used by all 18 Chevy Volts in play is going to really add up.  We should be able to go from our 19 million barrels of oil USED EACH DAY in the US to 18,999,999.5 barrels per day.  We'd save a half a barrel PER DAY!  The DOE director Chu would have to agree that this would be significant to most progressives.   They are "intellectuals".

Weaning us into energy independence without actually producing our own fuel resources for the energy we need.  That's the Obama-Liberal-Progressive way.  Will wonders never cease?

The state of our economy and fuel prices are boring subjects.   So is the massive federal deficit spending smoldering  in the US.  Instead, lets talk about our government forcing companies into providing "recreational" devices for free, same-sex marriage, and how illegal immigrants should be able to put their kids through school for free, get free healthcare, and vote in the US without being a US citizen..  It's only money.  Just call China or print more.  It's easy.

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Now We Know Why Joe Biden is the VP

Nobody takes Joe Biden serious.   If something tragic happened to Obama, we would all be extra doomed.  Instead of  dragging the country down methodically and with purpose, if Biden were in charge, he'd light us  all on fire and play his fiddle.  OK, maybe you don't agree with this conclusion but the Curmudgeon has said it all along.  We're screwed with Obama and double screwed if Biden gets to be in charge.

Apparently, Osama bin Laden felt the same way.

According to the report, bin Laden wanted Obama killed so that an "unprepared" Vice President Biden would take over. 

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/03/16/documents-reveal-bin-laden-directive-to-kill-obama-petraeus/#ixzz1pKoOKCap 

Even Osama didn't take Joe Biden seriously.   Kinda sad, isn't it?

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Now, We Know What's Happening to the Bluegills in Jasper Lake

Curmudgeon had the opportunity to go out fishing today and decided to try new territory in the quest for 'gills.  Moved 500 feet south from the last location which was weedy up to the bottom of the ice with the bluegills hiding and drilled a bunch of holes.  Dropped down the old standby from Sunday's bluegill extravaganza and noted in the hole as the tiny tungsten dig dropped that this was not the same type of terrain.  About 9 feet deep and all the weeds were fairly flat on the water.  Plus, now that the snow was gone, the sun lit it up underneath and visibility was excellent.  Almost immediately a bluegill was looking at the little jig and then he sucked it in .  That caused the instantaneous reaction by the Curmudgeon of setting the hook and yanking the bait right out of his mouth.  He just floated there wondering why something was in his mouth and then gone like pulling a tablecloth off of a fine china-laden dining room table.  Clearly that left a bad taste in his mouth and on a second attempt of puppetry, he swam away unamused.

So, jig some more, try to draw attention and sure enough, there was another fish, only this time, MUCH larger.  A four pound northern pike was studying the tiny, #16 jig.  Then he backed up and suddenly lurched forward, hitting it like he wanted to kill it really hard.  Instinctively, the Curmudgeon set the hook with the light action rod and ridiculously small jig for a fish this size, not to mention the 2 lb. test line on the reel.

We fought like crazy and despite such light gear, his head came to the hole and in one second he would have been on the ice.  But instead, he  smartly opened his mouth and shook his head really hard and the #16 jig popped out like a BB out of a Red Rider.  Got the jig back with nary a nick in the line.

With that, the Curmudgeon decided to move because fishing bluegills in this hole was going to be pointless for a while.  So, to a hole 100 feet away he went and didn't see a 'gill or a perch.  'Nother northern.  Move again.  'Nother northern.  After a while,  the thought came to be, why hunt sunnies when the northerns are hunting sunnies?  Time to start hunting the hunters.  Put on a #3 Yellow Dace Chubby Darter and work Darter magic and BLAM!  Another nice northern was on.  Get him out on the ice, unhook and return to the water.  Jig some more and the really breath-taking northerns of Jasper Lake made their entrance.  At this point, the Curmudgeon didn't want to damage any of  them since it's not the season so he switched to his favorite splake  rig which is a gold Gem-N-Eye with single hook and a Berkley Micro in chartreuse color threaded on.  Excellent swimming action and flash on the underside of the ice.  Let it stop swimming and hang.  Then twitch it so the multitude of little legs and wings tremble saying "I'm helpless, afraid, easy, and very tasty."

Out of the north he powered through the water to that neato-jet jig  and with mouth open, he scooped it up like a hungry pit bull on a steak.  It was about 5.5" wide across the back and about 40" long and peel out line, he did.  There was no stopping him and he swallowed that jig too far into his mouth.   The 6 lb. test line on that Frabill walleye rod went "plink".  Had to be at least 12 lbs.  Re-rig up and move holes.

In the next hole, a 6 lb. northern with a distinctive underbite like our Pekinese Cookie came in to study and contemplate.  He swam out of view but then came back as they so frequently do. At this point, you try to wiggle the jig "somehow differently" for his next pass.  Since you are fishing through an 8"  hole in the ice, there are not a lot of alternative moves available, but back he comes.  Only this time, he brought his girlfriend - or maybe brofriend - who knows?  Pretty hard to tell.  Anyway, his partner had a bump in his stretched out stomach that was clearly visible to be a sunfish in his belly.  From above, the northern looked like he swallowed a flying saucer.   He or she, wasn't too hungry.  Off they went.  Move to another hole again.

Caught about a 4 pound, very healthy northern and landed it on the ice.  Moved again.

There were several holes in the ice that the Curmudgeon had drilled over the past week plus today's holes so there were lots of choices over a wide region.  The last hole attracted what appeared to be a 1 pound sunfish.  He was huge and grabbed the micro on the jig and put the whole thing in his mouth.  Then, he couldn't fit the hook in and shook his big head back and forth like a wannabe piranha.  No luck.  He couldn't break off a chunk, so he spit it out.  Cranked up really fast, grabbed the bluegill rod and dropped the tungsten jig almost on his head.  He ignored it an swam away.  Went back to the Gem-N-Eye and Micro since that is what the huge bluegill wanted but couldn't have.  Suddenly, a one foot long perch came in to look a the Gem-N-Eye.  She was pregnant and just under 4" across the belly. She looked at the jig, hesitated, and left nonchalantly.  It was only then that the Curmudgeon saw the reason why.

Directly under the Curmudgeon's butt on the ice was a massive northern looking curiously at the jig.  Maybe 15 lbs of bluegill killer was holding still and analyzing the peculiarity before his big, round, fish nose.  He moved forward, turned his head and  took in the frantically dancing jig with his big fish eye for many seconds. The puppet master above was forgetting to breathe.  That was a big fish. You could fit the fist of big man in his mouth.

And, the reason that big fish are so big is because they are not stupid.  He rolled his head to the right, pectoral fins fanned out, and gave a big kick with his mighty (and very large) tail, and away he went.

All told,  the Curmudgeon iced 2 sunnies, 4 small perch, plus 4 northerns ranging from two to four pounds which were released unharmed.  He saw at least 18 different northern pike cruising in an area 150 feet wide by 600 feet long.  They are snacking on sunnies right now. That means better genetics and bigger fish for the future.  Yayyyy!

That was 3.5 hours well spent.

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New Study - Flies Deprived of "Recreation", Like Booze

The article said:

In Friday's issue of the journal Science, researchers propose a biological explanation for why "Not tonight, dear" may lead to "Gimme another beer." If it proves true in people, it may help scientists find new medications to fight alcoholism.

Seriously? We need a "medication"?  Will Obamacare cover the new med, or will they simply  just call Sandra Fluke?

http://news.yahoo.com/barflies-sex-deprived-male-flies-booze-181335316.html

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When it Rains, It Pours in Afghanistan

Terrible tragedy that a chopper crashed and killed ("martyred" - they don't die, they get martyred) 12 Turkish military personnel in the chopper.  Also killed were two women and two children  on the ground.  It's always amazing to watch one part of the machine break and then all whole bunch of other parts fall off for no reason only to exacerbate the problem - not talking about the chopper here but the similarities are fitting.

The Curmudgeon's question now is whether or not the Afghanistan people will be rioting about Turkey being there with military personnel. Granted, there is a difference between crashing a helicopter and the  burning of defaced copies of the Koran plus having a bunch of civilians get shot up by a crazy guy.  But it seems that if this were an American chopper,  there would be instantaneous riots, ensuing murders, and  demands about having the pilot's body burned in effigy while chanting, and beating themselves with chains.  Is it possible that  innocent civilians getting killed by other muslims accidentally is more acceptable than a non-muslim US chopper doing the same?  It's obviously all conjecture on the part of the Curmudgeon, but he has a really bad taste in his mouth regarding that entire part of the world.  Their reactive nature to selective events from drawing cartoons of prophets, to not following their own rules about defacing Korans, to their unique ability to make and change those rules to fit their needs at a particular moment, to the fact that they are about as intelligent as mushrooms with their leadership wanting to make the rest of the world just like them - these things make the Curmudgeon take pause about those people who follow that religion.  The Curmudgeon remains convinced that it is not a religion of life and the living.  Life appears to mean a lot less to them.  A lot good that does anybody...

Watch the news folks.  If they are NOT burning Turkey's president in effigy by day's end, I think we'll have a possible answer to how they handle non-American-caused, major tragedies. The Curmudgeon suspects that there will be lots of "conveniences and slack granted" regarding this issue in the "don't-do-as-I-do, do-as-I-say" department that seems to complete permeate the followers of  Islam far moreso than other religions.  Many of those who practice various religions are guilty of that convenience, but Islam is the big sore thumb right now and for many years to come.

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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Like Climate Change, debating Obama's Credentials is Verboten

Here's an article from "The Week" and the Curmudgeon thinks it's a bit weak on a couple of arguments about Obama's fake stuff. 

The opening line assumes that if Obama was a true muslim, he would not have had Osama assassinated.  What?  We've never heard of a muslim assassinating another muslim?  That doesn't happen?  Past history proves that despite their constant, pious, God-fearing posturing, it seems that muslims kill other muslims on a fairly regular basis.  They don't appear to turn the other cheek very much.  So having another muslim wacked doesn't seem too surprising.

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-muslim-6-other-persistent-conspiracy-theories-180500561.html

Then, there was their final weak argument that Obama would not have had Andrew Breitbart assassinated over his most recent, mostly benign, video.  Well, that' doesn't say much.  What better time to throw the dogs off the scent than when "it doesn't make sense" to kill the guy?  Andrew Breitbart made lots of other damning videos about people taking down the country and ticked off maybe countless 
  • peace loving
  • flower sniffing
  • tree hugging
  • baby killing
  • murderer saving
  • rich-man hating
  • poor-man embracing
  • green-stupidity talking
  • global-warming panicked
  • anti-resource using (while using lots of resources)
  • no-common-sense living
  • screw-the-world-once-their-butt-is-taken-care-of practicing
  • tax-those-other-guys voting
  • throw-money at -schools-that-suck loving
  • give-more-welfare-money-because-it's-just-easier promoting
  • my-kid-would-NEVER-have-done-THAT saying
  • let-illegal-immigrants-vote screaming
  • sex-without-consequence-promoting
  • all-christian-religions-is-bad demanding
  • borders-are-unnecessary supporting
  • cheating-and-stealing-is-OK-if-you-don't-get-caught enjoying...
  ...liberals.

 They are are intellectuals, you know.

Maybe this was a retribution assassination.   If there was anybody in the US who could pull off an untraceable, top-secret, wack-job, would it not be the highest office in the land hiding in very public, yet plain sight? 

The Curmudgeon smells a Tom Clancy novel in the works.

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